Confessions

There is NEVER enough time.

There's working, so you can pay your bills, because you're a responsible adult

and

Getting AT LEAST 8 hours of sleep, because you're a responsible adult

and

All the time you spend peeing because you drank so much water, because you're a responsible adult

and

Spending quality time with your significant other, so you don't become strangers-who-live-in-the-same-house-and-share-a-toilet, because you're a responsible adult

and

Talking with your friends, so you don't become a hermit, because you're a responsible adult

and

Watching the news or reading a book, so your brain doesn't turn to mush, because you're a responsible adult

and

Meal-planning, grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning [Rinse and Repeat EVERY WEEK], so you don't end up on The Biggest Loser [looove that show], because you're a responsible adult

and

Trying to remember your new boss's name, but you can't because your brain is too full of due dates for bills and payments, because you're a responsible adult

and

Exercising [don't even get me started], because you're a responsible adult

and

Cleaning the entire house, NOT just your room, because you're a responsible adult

and

I DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS!!

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I could seriously go on for a while, but I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO, because I need to go do something responsible now!!